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Post by Volley on Jan 9, 2008 8:36:10 GMT -5
because it is on drugs....like advil Why do we have gravity?
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Post by Smilie on Jan 13, 2008 19:46:15 GMT -5
so bowling balls don't fly though the air and kill hot guys! Why does America run on Dunkin Donuts?
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Post by Volley on Jan 14, 2008 16:50:41 GMT -5
Because...if we didnt we wouldnt have our computers or anything of value.
Why do guys act mean to you around other ppl but really nice and sweet to you when you are alone with him?
...not like that
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Post by xtroubledtimesx on Jan 24, 2008 23:08:49 GMT -5
lmao well, because they want to act all cool around their friends, which they are not when they do that kinda stuff.
why do we have 20 different languages?
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Post by Volley on Jan 25, 2008 19:15:53 GMT -5
So no one feels left out. And I hate it when they act like that.
Why do we have sports?
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Post by Zombay on Feb 10, 2008 14:24:41 GMT -5
Because Dora the explorer was in the middle of the jungle when she heard Swiper coming up behind her. So she called Ninja-Boots to come and tie Swiper up into a ball. So Ninja-Boots did. So then Dora kicked the ball as far as she could, and thought "Hmmm...that was fun, I should invent more things like that, I'll call them sports" And thus sports were created.
Why does Jupiter have martians on it?
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Post by sparklechu225 on Feb 13, 2008 8:52:59 GMT -5
Because they didn't want to live on Uranis.
Why do we have hot water heaters? Shouldn't we have cold water heaters? (Y'know... cause you shouldn't have to heat water that's already hot.)
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Post by Volley on Feb 18, 2008 8:53:55 GMT -5
So little emo kids can burn themselves before they get made into Shrimp Poppers!!
Lol...sorry I affended anyone.
Why do we have gym class?
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Post by sparklechu225 on Feb 24, 2008 21:17:44 GMT -5
Because athletic directors are actually demons who believe that by working young children to death they will obtain their immortal soul and be one step closer to taking over the world. >_> <_<
If the average family has 2 1/2 children then why have I never seen half a kid?
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Post by Volley on Feb 25, 2008 21:56:41 GMT -5
Because they cant walk so they die of lack of exersice.
Why do we put innocent animals in captivity??
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Post by sparklechu225 on Feb 27, 2008 8:02:17 GMT -5
Because people suck. >_< (and because I can't think of a witty non offensive answer for this question. ; ) Why do adding asploding frogs to videogames automatically make them awesome? (FFT, Disgaea 2, ect.)
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Post by Volley on Feb 27, 2008 19:19:28 GMT -5
Because ppl like it when things go......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
BOOM!!! lol!!
Why do we have wrestling as a sport in school?
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Post by pentaclejen0709 on Feb 28, 2008 11:07:40 GMT -5
Because teachers like to secretely encourage violence (We don't have wrestling over here in the UK)
Why were women chosen to have babies instead of men?
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Post by Volley on Feb 28, 2008 18:49:16 GMT -5
So they can were the cool clothes.
Why do guys have to were the pants in the family?
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Post by DragonGirl (<3 Kadaj) on Mar 5, 2008 6:00:51 GMT -5
Because they don't like being the skirts..
Why do boys act mean to you ?
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